Do's
- Jess as zombie Woody Allen
- Winston: "I have nothing to add to this."
- A dashiki-wearing Nick singing to oblivious Amelia in college.
- Sam being unimpressed by a kid: "She just traced Bugs Bunny."
- Nick on Jess's costume for work: "Sexy undead driver's ed teacher... it hits my sweet spot."
- Schmidt on Nick's terrible taste in women: "Which one of your depressing ex-girlfriends is Amelia?"
- The Shelby stuff was annoying, but Schmidt raised a valid point: "She's a friend that you buy meals for."
- CeCe's guess on Sam's job: "I had him pegged for a part-time tennis pro or an unemployed handsome guy."
- Nick's moves: "I didn't have moves in college. Didn't you think it was weird I kept showing up at your door telling you I had a family tragedy? How many grandparents did you think I had? "
- Nick's Bee Arthur costume.
- The haunted house/relationship analogy.
- Robby standing up to Schmidt: "I know you think I'm dumb... You can hit on CeCe and make fun of me all day long, but I'm not going anywhere."
- Schmidt: "Those costumes are for Purim!"
- Nick psyching himself up to go into the haunted house.
- Deep-fried turkey dinners
- All of the awesome haunted house employees, particularly the girl in the morgue and the mummy.
- Nick punching Jess, the ghost kicking Nick in the nuts and the guys holding him down so she could get payback.
- Because of course it was: "Plan B was always Matthew McConaghey in Magic Mike."

Don'ts
- Winston's girlfriend Shelby in general, but specifically the no-sex stuff.
- The reigning cats and dogs costume and the explanation.
- Amelia's weird lip sucking habit.
- No pants city
- Sam's texting another girl
- Schmidt's headbutting move. You'd think he'd learn from his mistakes.
- Robby's ninja turtle costume.

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