As for the other family members... where do I begin? I don't know what Jesse Tyler Ferguson did to piss off the writers, but I genuinely found him painful to watch in this episode. Of course, he had no loving connection whatsoever with Cam (a classic Modern Family trope at this point), Jay was a grumpy old man who is slightly afraid of change, Gloria is super pregnant and emotional (not sure if you knew), Claire and Alex were utterly predictable and lame and even Luke and Manny hanging out at bar mitzvahs wasn't nearly as funny as it should have been. Whatever. For the sake of salvaging what worked in the episode, here are the best lines of the night, presented without comment:

"Do you want to go to the contestants mixer?"
"No, I don't want to humanize them."

"I know this sounds crazy, but I feel like my whole life has led to this moment"
"You made a very similar speech to get my mom to stop for those churros."

"You met him at hookup central, of course it's a date-date!"

"Such a hurry, this one!

"She knows I need this every so often. Long as I clean up afterwards, she's fine."

"Was I the only one listening to Uncle Menachem's toast?"

"Wow, your hand's shaking. Remember, Dave: It's just a game!"

"Well, I guess this is something we're doing!"

"Huh. Ohh..."

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