Do's
- If you don't smile for pictures, you get replaced with James Brown for group collages.
- Schmidt's thoughts on tubs: "Bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons." And "I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes."
- The delicious sounding Double V, a new vodka filled with vitamins.
- What Nick calls women: "I don't know her name so I call her Thirsty. Thirsty Mendelssohn."
- Why Nick is smitten with Olivia Munn's Angie (besides the fact that she's a hot stripper): She's surly, she rolls her eyes and she likes to drink in the afternoon.
- The flashbacks to Nick crossing the bar and getting hooked up with knife girl, ferret lady and a girl fight.
- Winston in an outdoor tub with a goat. 'Nuff said.
- That a "Jess and Winston thing" is something that finally exists.
- Nick fighting off a hug.
- The return of threesome-obsessed Remy the maintenance guy.
- Schmidt on the robbery: "Took my suits, left the Douchebag Jar. Typical meth head!"
- Schmidt owning a suit with a lightning bolt on it.
- Winston's panic attacks, a.k.a. the Willies.
- Boxers or briefs: "Oh, you're a briefs man. I was hoping I'd never find out."
- Young Winston(!) taking his driver's test.
- Nick stopping a stripper fight: "Don't stop this. I'm super aroused. I think I just became a dirtbag."
- Sid at the bar trying to rub on Angie's back.
- Honesty, Schmidt style: "I thought about the boss's boobs once. They are still real nice."

Don'ts
- Schmidt telling Cece that he'd like to eat her hair out of a bowl.
- Schmidt's security footage. Only because we don't buy that he wouldn't check it constantly.
- Jess's impression of a meth head.
- Jess's claustrophobia.

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