"Quiddiculous!"
I guess I just generally really like it when Phil casually makes unprompted Harry Potter references.

"You're rubbing yourself with a baby."
"I have seen you French kiss your dog."
"She was taking a treat out of my mouth. That's a trick!"
It felt strange that Claire was randomly so into baby Fulgencio, but it also completely makes sense, and was one of those details that makes the show and its characters feel three-dimensional. Also, any joke about Stella and Jay bonding is usually going to be a hit for me.

"I got Sonja!"
Great callback to Phil's "I got Gloria," especially in the context of this episode.

"I do renounce him."
Even with the Godfather joke in the beginning of the episode, I did not see Luke's Phil-coordinated reign of terror coming at all, which made it all the more hilarious. This is proof that the writers should get dark more often -- and insert more pop culture homages, for that matter.

To relive the highlights, check out the aply-named "Just the Jokes" here:

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