But because I do love Parks and Recreation and take no pleasure in harping on it, in lieu of grading, let's just list the best lines of the evening and hope that there's better luck next week. And hey, the episode was a whole lot better than this week's Office and Community combined and multiplied.

Councilman Jamm: "Let the record show there was a standing ovation."

Leslie: "Well, the planning commission has a week to decide if they want a beautiful, innovative community park, or a bunch of greasy lard bombs... I'm not editorializing -- Paunch Burger's number-one-selling burger is the Greasy Lard Bomb."

Tom: "I'm omelet -- get it? 'I'm on it' ... 'I'm omelet!' [...] Okay, I'm heading out. Good pie."

Jerry: "Oh my God, Gayle! My girls!"

Andy: "Arson is 533. You know how I remember that? I picture 533 salt shakers and batteries lighting a building on fire."

April: "Babe, look to me. You are going to pass this test, and you are going to become a cop. And if you don't, I'll just divorce you and marry someone else, and then cheat on them with you."

Chris: "Okay, casualty update: Only four dead! Two of them were already gravely ill, and brothers. That family took a terrible hit."

Leonard (Walsh): "Doesn't matter, prepare for the diarrhea."

Leslie: "It is with a heavy heart that I say: We have been Jammed."

Ron: "I've seen three movies in my life: Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton and Herbie: Fully Loaded. My girlfriend's kids love it. It's pretty funny."

Councilman Jamm: "Ghost Jammed!"

Leslie: "Thanks for dressing up, Jerry."

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