Low ratings make Liz Lemon sad.
, last resort
, gossip girl
, the good wife
, nurse jackie
, true blood
, rutger hauer
, the big bang theory
, levar burton
, wil wheton
From the makers of Paris Hilton's New BFF
, VH1 brings you... an untitled matchmaking show starring Antonio Sabato, Jr. looking for love
! The "Fantasy Man" (VH1's words, not mine) isn't looking for much; he just wants a woman who can skydive in an evening gown or re-create steamy love scenes in a soap opera fashion. Which isn't too much to ask, really, it's just terribly specific. I can totally see why he's had so much trouble finding this in the private sector. The show will be filmed like a soap opera, (somehow), with all of the challenges (including the two listed above), based entirely on soap opera conventions. Why all the soaps mania on this show? Because Antonio Sabato, Jr. used to be on General Hospital
, that's why. Now, I hate these shows as much as the next person, but that premise is hysterical. What if all actors based their relationship expectations on their previous roles? I'd sure pity the poor bastard who tries to date Rutger Hauer. Which means only one thing -- it's totally time for more TWoP casting suggestions!