Uninspiringly part of Bravo's tired formulaic "real look" at gross people in trendy subcultures, Below Deck follows at a generally good-looking group of employees who work on a luxury yacht in the Bahamas. Though the pilot proves that the cocaine-fueled, soiled-bathrobe-wearing photographer clientele are much more interesting than anyone who's profiled on the show, the boring crew who served them is who we're stuck with until the network docks this thing.
Another week and a plethora of people who are trying to ruin what's left of our summer.
We were grossed out watching Jacqueline have chunks of her skin removed on Real Housewives of New Jersey, but we can't really blame the skin for that, only the faceless editors. Instead, there are these real people who are just as disgusting, with some extra bonus horribleness this week.
In the biggest reality surprise of the week, Brian (from The American Baking Competition) did a complete 180. The guy who had been cocky, off-putting and pretty rude the entire time decided to be a human being and actually help the adorable James with a challenge. It didn't save poor James, but it did dramatically change our opinion of Brian.
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