Totally Feasible Predictions for the New Season of Gossip Girl

by Lauren Gitlin August 27, 2008 10:27 am
Totally Feasible Predictions for the New Season of Gossip Girl Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuup! As if I could get any more effing stoked about the Gossip Girl premiere on Monday, those minxes at The CW posted the first five-ish minutes of it on Youtube. If you've been poring over paparazzi shots from the set and/or seen any of the promos that've been airing every fifteen seconds, then you know the basics: like all rich New Yorkers, the GG principles have taken to the Hamptons, where Nate has taken up with a married woman, Serena has been scowling and prowling the beach giving life guards boners and Chuck has been getting crunk on the beach with a gaggle of Eurotrash bathing beauties. (Um, since when are any of the beaches in the Hamptons topless? Nice artistic embellishment, Josh Schwartz.)

OMFG! Gossip Girl Spin Off! There is a God

by Lauren Gitlin June 11, 2008 12:50 pm
OMFG! Gossip Girl Spin Off! There is a God

Holy bleep! Gossip Girl spin-off you guys. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the show's creators are in the midst of developing a new series that will likely be based on Taylor Momsen's Jenny Humphrey character, who, in the book series, packs off to boarding school after one too many vain attempt to fit in with the cool kids. I never read the sub-series It Girl on which the new show is said to be based, so I don't know where said boarding school will be located, but assuming it's in a rural area, which many a schmancy Eastern boarding school is, expect the kids to engage in some creative forms of recreation. I went to boarding school my senior year in the middle of bumble-fuck Michigan, and I think it's safe to say that what happens in these bizarre hormone-drenched microcosms is just as wacky, if not wackier than the shit that goes down within the world of privileged city kids. In fact, I fully expect it to be GG on steroids -- eating disorders, gay (and Gay 'Til Graduation) characters galore, and drug use that I'll be charitable in describing as "innovative." (Ever huffed Glade? That's what happens when you're 500 miles from the nearest pot dealer.)

Gossip Girl: We Predict Each Character’s Post-Series Future

by Kaitlin Reilly October 1, 2012 6:20 am
<I>Gossip Girl</i>: We Predict Each Character’s Post-Series Future

Oh, Gossip Girl -- how we will miss all of your drama, fabulous clothing (especially those completely decorative velvet headbands that every fangirl just had to purchase), and ridiculous portrayals of human beings. Before the final season kicks off October 8, here's what where we'd like to think each character will be years down the road:

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How Gossip Girl‘s Version of NYU is Not Like the Real Thing. At All.

by Heather Marulli November 16, 2009 11:21 am
How <I>Gossip Girl</i>‘s Version of NYU is Not Like the Real Thing. At All.

This season on Gossip Girl, Blair, Vanessa, and Dan began their college careers at New York University. But from the very moment Queen Waldorf stepped into her dorm room, something felt a little off. As a seasoned (and current) student of the behemoth private school, I like to think that I know a little more about NYU than the average bear, or television producer. Let's review the truth behind the gossip:

Gossip Girl: Interpol’s Most Wanted List

by Mindy Monez February 5, 2009 12:37 pm
<i>Gossip Girl</i>: Interpol’s Most Wanted List Those Gossip Girl kids are dangerous! No, really! And our own GG expert Lauren G. has compiled a very official list of criminal dossiers on each and every one, plus their parents and other known accomplices (hi, Dorota!). Read the dossiers here, and remember: If you see something, say something. In the comments, I mean. Don't go reporting this gallery to Homeland Security; they'll just laugh at you. XOXO!

Beware! Gossip Girl Will Impregnate Your Teen

by Lauren Gitlin November 4, 2008 12:26 pm
Beware! <i>Gossip Girl</i> Will Impregnate Your Teen People just loooooove making connections between TV and human behavior, don't they? (Full disclosure, I eat this shiz up.) Between the political preferences that your TiVo allegedly reveal and the fact that Law & Order makes you fat, it seems turning on your tube is a fraught endeavor these days. 'Course this is nothing new, but it sure seems like the conspiracy theorists that propagate these myths are coming out of the woodwork of late to make us afraid to tune in to our favorite shows. Maybe they're just feeling left out cuz they can't afford to upgrade to digital in February? Who the hell knows.

Gilmore Girls vs. Gossip Girl: One and the Same?

by Angel Cohn October 16, 2008 3:42 pm
<I>Gilmore Girls</I> vs. <I>Gossip Girl</I>: One and the Same?

The recent "let's visit Yale so we can all go there together when we graduate" trip on Gossip Girl got the old wheels a-turning in my head, and I was like, "Just like how Rory and Paris both ended up at Yale back in the day!" So very convenient that two headstrong girls who have ideas about where they want to go and the ability to get into any number of Ivy League schools wind up together, and as roommates. Same goes for Serena and Blair, and the rest of the gang, all of whom could use their prep school backgrounds to have their pick of the Ivys, and who all decide to check out Yale together. It's just very TV-friendly, and an easy way to keep the cast together. And while Blair and Serena's fights will likely be over boys and not who is going to be editor-in-chief of the school paper, it made me realize the amount of other similarities this show has to my poor beloved departed Gilmore Girls.

Gossip Girl: Season 1

by DeAnn Welker September 9, 2008 12:18 pm
Gossip Girl: Season 1

Okay, first things first: How did Gossip Girl manage to have pretty much a regular-length season in the year of the writers' strike? Was it just too hip and sexy to be hurt by the strike, and thus immune? Or did the CW have the foresight to plan waaaaay ahead? Whatever it was, this five-disc set contains 18 episodes and is loaded with special features. But the slim and trim packaging is just like a true-blue Gossip Girl character: thin, sexy, and full of surprises.

TV on DVD: Tuesday, February 12, 2013

by Ethan Alter February 13, 2013 11:15 am
TV on DVD: Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Bye-bye you gossip hounds.

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TWoP 10: Worst Moms on TV This Season

by Angel Cohn May 11, 2012 6:05 am
TWoP 10: Worst Moms on TV This Season

In our now annual tradition, we're celebrating Mother's Day by calling out the very worst moms on TV this season. This year, we're particularly grateful that none of these women raised us. And the truly scary thing is that there's only two repeats from last year, and that's with leaving reality TV mothers off the list, which means there are some truly twisted matriarchs on the airwaves now.

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