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8:05: The fancy folks (Jessica Chastain FTW) are getting themselves seated, steadying themselves for the entrance of ol' Stewie himself. Watch this space as we prepare to snark through Hollywood's annual celebration of itself.
8:15: Are we the only ones hoping that one of the items in the Oscar mystery boxes on the red carpet is that severed horse head from The Godfather?
8:22: Smash producers being interviewed. Kristin Chenowerth lies through her teeth, saying, "I think it's in the right hands."
8:25: Five minutes to showtime. Renee Zellweger is so excited, her face almost moved.
8:30: And here we go...
Will Mad Men finally win something for its fantastic fifth season? Will Modern Family go home empty-handed twice in a row? Will this night be really boring? Find out now!
Follow along as we say the mean things Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are probably thinking.
Will this be the year Mad Men doesn't nab Best Drama? Will Modern Family lose anything? Time will tell!
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