TWoP 10: Reasons We're Dreading The Oscars

by Angel Cohn February 20, 2009 6:00 am
TWoP 10: Reasons We're Dreading The Oscars

While we were naively optimistic about the Golden Globes, that's not the case with Sunday night's Oscar telecast. We're pretty much dreading it. The fact that the whole thing has been shrouded in secrecy with only drips and drabs trickling out has not done much to up our anticipation. Instead, it's filling us with feelings of horror and panic. Especially since what we have heard is pretty much a nightmare. So without further ado... the reasons we're not looking forward to the 81st Annual Academy Awards.

Oscars 2013: The Liveblog

by Ethan Alter February 24, 2013 8:05 pm
Oscars 2013: The Liveblog

Already watching the Oscars? Enhance your viewing experience with our liveblog.

8:05: The fancy folks (Jessica Chastain FTW) are getting themselves seated, steadying themselves for the entrance of ol' Stewie himself. Watch this space as we prepare to snark through Hollywood's annual celebration of itself.

8:15: Are we the only ones hoping that one of the items in the Oscar mystery boxes on the red carpet is that severed horse head from The Godfather?

8:22: Smash producers being interviewed. Kristin Chenowerth lies through her teeth, saying, "I think it's in the right hands."

8:25: Five minutes to showtime. Renee Zellweger is so excited, her face almost moved.

8:30: And here we go...

Today's TWoP News: Friday, February 17, 2012

by Ethan Alter February 17, 2012 4:33 pm
Today's TWoP News: Friday, February 17, 2012

I can't tell if this is tasteful or tasteless. Either way, I guess E! is going to hit the ratings jackpot.

Today's TWoP News: Thursday, November 10, 2011

by Ashley Chervinski November 10, 2011 3:16 pm
Today's TWoP News: Thursday, November 10, 2011

Piers Morgan is a judge no more.

Today's TWOP News: February 26, 2009

by Lauren Gitlin February 24, 2009 3:08 pm
Today's TWOP News: February 26, 2009 Happy Mardi Gras, people! I know I'm always insinuating subtly in these things that everything's better with booze, but this time I really mean it! It's your duty as an American to go find the bar that makes the unholiest Hurricane, eat your fill of nasty li'l crawdads and dance in the streets naked. Or maybe just the Hurricane part. Whee! In the meantime, put these spicy TV newsbits in your noggin.

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