Oprah and Lance re-enact the Ricky Gervais classic, The Invention of Lying

The ratings are in and the future for American Idol is... cloudy.

Here's another project for Avon Barksdale to fund.

Look what ol' Sandy dragged in.

Get ready for a glitzy fall filled with plenty of roadkill and sass.

You're the man now, dawg.

"Hey America -- watch my new sitcom or the cat gets it."

We're actually excited for the head-to-head match-up of The Voice and The X Factor on Wednesday, but it sure as hell isn't because of the talent competing (or the awful auditions that make our ears bleed). Instead, we've got many other reasons why we let these two singing competition shows clutter up our DVRs.

Good thing we finally found out who killed Rosie Larsen.

Which look is more appropriate for a singing competition judge, villain or pirate?