While Housewives come and go on these shows, this season of Real Housewives of New York City has experienced a major cast upheaval. Out are Jill, Alex, Kelly and Cindy, with only Ramona, LuAnn and Sonja surviving the reaping. To provide some new blood (not to mention more drama), the show welcomed aboard Aviva, Carole and Heather. But can these ladies really fill the shoes of the likes of Jill and Kelly? Well, no one brought out any jelly beans and started spouting off about "satchels of gold" in the season premiere, and there was no screeching of "Bobby" in the most annoying whine ever, so we're skeptical. Here's how the new gals did in their debut effort:
First off, either my tolerance has improved in the past week, or the ladies were slightly less deafening last night. Only marginally, but it still seemed like they had maybe lost some steam. There weren't even really any good zingers, just a rehashing of the Herman Munster shoes and whatnot. Still, there were a few entertaining moments amidst the nitpicky fights. Here are the highlights:
We want to include the Amish dentist who ripped Rebecca's teeth out of her head with some medieval torture device while holding her head down and no anesthetic, but since we didn't see him, he's off the hook... sorta. And well, same goes for the unseen excessive idiot who had toilet paper covered in pricey Swarovski crystals for a party on Bling It On, but know that we think she's horrible.
From attention grabbing to actual grabbing, people were really just rotten this week.
While we can't help but admire Dan (Big Brother) and Nick (Bachelor Pad) for their bold power play moves this week, the below folks behaved badly for no real monetary reason.
Even though it was Labor Day weekend, people still worked hard at being obnoxious.
Here's a thought: Maybe don't blatantly lie and humiliate people national TV.
While June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has developed into the most fascinating person on TV, these other people were just horrible.
Some people don't need to be seen or heard.
Somehow a virgin manages to be one of the creepiest people we've seen in a while.
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