The Most Ridiculous Lines From The Catalina Premiere

by Kaitlin Reilly May 30, 2012 6:00 am
The Most Ridiculous Lines From <I>The Catalina</I> Premiere

If you thought that Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami was the worst reality show to come out of everyone's favorite Spring Break locale, five minutes of last night's premiere of The CW's new reality series The Catalina will have you appreciating the Kardashian spin-off. For those of you who were wise enough to skip it, the show is set at the titular Catalina hotel in Miami and revolves around the antics of the heinous hotel staff, all of whom are attractive, tan and painfully dumb... think Jersey Shore if Snooki, The Situation and the gang had to actually put in real hours at the Shore Store. With not a brain cell to share between the staff, it will truly be amazing if the hotel is able to stay in business before the season finale. Here are some of the best gems the premiere had to offer:

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