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Today's TWoP News: Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Modern Family is getting bigger, and so is the antiquated family of carnies on Heroes. Dancing may help Chris Brown, but it won't do Michael Jackson much good. And Jackie Warner wants to be a big loser.

Benjamin Bratt will guest-star as Sofia Vergara's ex-husband on Modern Family, presumably the one she once fell out of a window with while fighting and/or having sex. And while we knew that Shelley Long would play Ed O'Neill's ex-wife (and Vergara's enemy) in tonight's episode, we had no idea that O'Neill almost co-starred with her before -- when he was being considered to play Sam Malone on Cheers! That would have been a very different show.

In Heroes news, Todd Stashwick (The Riches) will play the recurring role of Eli, someone with ties to Robert Knepper's Samuel and the traveling carnival. Can we just have a show about the carnival?

Warning: Watching the YouTube video that inspired The Office's wedding-aisle dance may put money in Chris Brown's pocket. Think before you link!

Jackie Warner, star of the Bravo reality show Work Out, will get her own weight-loss show, Thintervention, instead of a gym makeover show as planned. Because who cares what a gym looks like if the overweight people aren't going inside them?

As the teaser in last week's episode showed us, Sam and Dean will indeed be bouncing around different TV shows in an upcoming episode of Supernatural. (The Nov. 5 episode, to be exact.) They'll play doctors on Grey's Anatomy as well as forensic investigators on CSI. As long as they don't cross over with Smallville, we're fine with this.

The pros of Dancing With the Stars will perform a ballroom dance tribute to Michael Jackson on next Tuesday's show. Because if there's one thing Jackson was known for, it's ballroom dancing. Maybe they could dance in an alley?

Man, if this poster is any indication, there are gonna be a lot of characters on Lost next season.

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