Apparently, MTV is in lock-down crisis-mode thanks to unconfirmed reports that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is three months pregnant. We're not sure why the network is freaking out -- this is clearly an excellent career move for Snooki, and the perfect opportunity for a Jersey Shore spin-off we'd actually watch (even with Jionni). To help MTV see things our way, we're compiled a list of potential show names/ideas for the (supposedly) expecting Jersey girl:
Gym, Tan, Lamaze
1.6 Meters & Pregnant
Now That's a Situation
I Just Want My Booze Back
CSI: Created from Snooki's Inebriation
Cool Baby, Bro
I Used to Be Tan
Snookin' for Delivery
How I Constantly Humiliated Your Mother (This one can be Jionni-centric!)
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