Welcome, all, to our annual blow-by-blow of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's awards show! Zach will be starting things off, but he'll be switching off with Mindy throughout the night. And now that the painfully awkward red carpet segment is finished, let the painfully awkward rest of the evening begin! Dead air and blatant teleprompting for everybody!
8:00 - ...Aaaand the beer is waiting for him. Excellent.
8:02 - No, he's right, the characters in The Tourist are two-dimensional. I believe celebrity sucking-up and/or bribes were involved.
8:04 - Aren't we past Tom Cruise jokes at this point? And jokes about how old the Sex and the City girls and Hugh Hefner are? Answer: no. No we're not.
8:07 - Best Supporting Actor Christian Bale looks like a mountain man. Sorry, other guys, he totally deserved it.
See our list of the nominees and winners here!
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