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Oscars 2014: The Liveblog

by admin March 2, 2014 8:25 pm
Oscars 2014: The Liveblog

Get ready to applaud for Cate Blanchett, 12 Years a Slave and... uh Jared Leto as the Oscars begin in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

8:31: "Who's the wine captain now?" = Ellen's "Oprah/Uma" moment.

8:32: This crowd looks so ready to laugh and Ellen just ain't willing to help out.

8:34: Julia Roberts, at least, is having a good time. Must still be nursing those wine bottles she stole from the August: Osage County set.

8:35: Long walk to go for yet another joke about The Trip Seen 'Round the World.

8:36: Good idea to stay with J-Law this long. She is the most famous person in that whole room.

8:37: Sorry Ellen… Jared Leto is not the prettiest. Maybe if this were still 1992.

8:39: She's talking about penises, people.

8:40: "Possibility #2: You're all racists." Okay… that's a good one. Saving the best for last there, Ellen.

Read the rest of our liveblog here.

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