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10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Watching Miley Cyrus Host Teen Choice 2008

Underwhelmed by the so-not-surprising- I-can't-even-believe-people-are-reporting-it news that Miley Cyrus will be hosting Fox's "Teen Choice 2008" this August, I've compiled a concise list of more compelling things I could do instead. Drumroll!

Instead of watching Miley Cyrus host the most annoying ceremony since my 6-hour college graduation, I'd rather spend the evening:


Drinking.
Asking everyone I see if they've got a case of the Mondays.
Writing Zoey 101 fan fiction.
Alphabetizing my figurines.
Googling Chris Brown.
Flagging down some Jehovah's Witnesses in my neighborhood and asking them what they're all about.
Learning to sew.
Sewing outfits for my Jonas Brothers doll.
Watching my Jonas Brothers doll host "Teen Choice 2008".

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Drowning.

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