As Bishop Don "Mack" Donald, Tracy conducted interviews with fellow pimps Pimpin' Kyle and Mr. White Chocolate in the back of his Caddy, stopping only to yell out the window, "Bitch, you got my money? I ain't playin'!" and awarded Bill Clinton a set of genuine Lee Press-On Gold Teeth for winning the prestigious Pimp of the Month honor. Only slightly less funny than the real public access shows from which this sketch was poached.
Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor
Did you know Aunt Jemima's husband was a bitter drunk hobo whose only friends were imaginary animated birds? You do now! Anyone whose motto is "Let's show that bitch there's more in this world than just makin' pancakes!" is OK by me.
Brian Fellow's Safari Planet
Possibly Tracy's most memorable character, developmentally-challenged adolescent animal lover Brian Fellow has given us such winning aphorisms as "that's one fuzzy bug," "that goat's got devil eyes!" and "that bird better pray he don't screw up my credit!" And all while inexplicably wearing lip gloss.
If I had no sense of humor about such things, I might think this stereotypical caricature of Dominican baseball aficionado Lou was highly offensive. But I do. Therefore, this is hilarious.
Woodrow the Homeless Man
I gotta admit, Woodrow's my least favorite Tracy character, but out of sheer obligation to the superfans out there who might call for my decapitation if I excluded him, I'm putting him here. That's love, y'all! I'm totally jealous of his outfit, though. And his song-writing skills.
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