The Dancing With the Stars rumor mill is churning and it's saying that vocal Tea Party member Christine O'Donnell will be one of the next season's celebs. Given the success they've had with Bristol Palin, another Tea Party-friendly competitor seems like a safe bet for the ratings. And we just can't wait to see what on-the-nose songs the lame band will be playing while O'Donnell's dancing. Given that she's reportedly anti-masturbation, was against gays serving openly in the military, believes in creationism and dabbled in Wicca back in the day, we've got a lot of ideas.
"Black Magic Woman" by Santana
"She-Bop" by Cyndi Lauper
"Witchy Woman" by The Eagles
"I Touch Myself" by the DiVinyls
"In the Navy" by the Village People
"Season of the Witch" by Donovan
"What If God Was One of Us" by Joan Osborne
"Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol
"I Put a Spell On You" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"Turning Japanese" by the Vapors
"Tea for Two" by Doris Day
If you've got other suggestions, leave 'em below.
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