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The Great Presidential Chili Cook-Off

by Lauren Gitlin September 5, 2008 4:55 pm
The Great Presidential Chili Cook-Off Who doesn't like their deep fried lard with a side of hope? Hope not just that it's magically calorie free, but that the future of America is bright and full of promise? Well presumably that's exactly what the producers of Paula's Party are banking on; for the September 20 episode of the show, Paula's very special guest will be none other than Michelle Obama! According to the Village Voice, Mrs. Future First Lady (it's happening, or else I'm blowing things up!) will team up with everyone's favorite drunk Southern cook, learn the importance of frying things (seriously!), share anecdotes about the first meal she ever cooked for Barack, and wrassle up a big pot of Yes We Can chili courtesy of Mr. Future President's (what?) own well-guarded recipe.

I'm taking this all to mean that Paula is voting Obama, which is a reassuring sign being that she hearkens from deep in the heart of Red State country. If a good ol' girl like her isn't behind McCain and Co. (I'm not even gonna deign to utter that Alaskan ho's name), surely she's not alone. Then again, maybe Cindy Fembot McCain just didn't want to go on the show because she'd be forced to eat and talk. Either way, I approve. Now pass me the mother lovin' buttermilk biscuits!

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