Now that everyone's finished high school, the 90210 writers had to find ways to keep the gang back together... so Annie's cash to go to the East coast fell through, Dixon decided to forgo college to pursue his music career, Liam went off to pretend like he was part of The Deadliest Catch and Navid is running a decidedly non-pornographic version of his father's film studio. But while many of them are involved in higher education, they seem to have all taken a healthy dose of stupid juice since they left West Beverly, as almost everyone has accidentally found themselves in some ridiculous situations. When guest star Kellie Pickler is playing a version of herself and seems like the show's most intelligent character... you know you've got problems. Here's what's going on:
Annie Is an Accidental Hooker
Annie went out to dinner with a sorority sister and some of her rich older "friends" and didn't put together the whole escort thing. When she found out about it, she continued escorting for cash to pay for her education (don't hookers always say that?). But last week she proved she was an even bigger moron by having sex with a client... for NO MONEY at all. Figures that she's not even good at this job.
Dixon Is an Accidental Drug Addict
While trying to get his album done, Dixon was having trouble concentrating and staying awake. His new roomie Austin tossed him some ADHD medicine, which Dixon started taking like crazy and even buying on the black market. But he's too dumb to even realize that he's now a drug addict, and just thinks it's natural to crash on a beach chair for days at a time.
Liam Is an Accidental Model/Bar Owner
After returning from Alaska, Liam proposed to Annie (unwisely), then went on a drunken bender that led to him buying a beach bar from the dad from Boy Meets World... even though he's only 19 or something. The logistics worked out, and when he was having trouble making ends meet, he had Silver make a commercial (which was mostly about his taut ab muscles) and is now earning $10 grand at a time for modeling gigs. Some kids have all the luck -- and he's luckiest of all, because he's not saddled with Annie forever.
Silver Is Accidentally a Teen Parent
Navid's family returned to join his father in their home country, except for his insolent sister who only has a year left of high school. So Silver let the bratty teen move into the one-bedroom apartment that she shares with Navid, and suddenly had to deal with grounding and other annoying parenting issues.
Navid Is Accidentally Running a Chop Shop
Navid's aforementioned awful sister hooked up with a guy who was happy to extort money from Navid. Except that he didn't have any. So Navid borrowed some cash from his porn-making uncle, who asked to use space in the back of Shirazi studios. Except he wasn't making his underage porn films, he was running a chop shop. Because Navid is too ignorant to understand how the law works, the uncle got Navid tangled into the mess, paying him to keep quiet with large sums of cash in brown paper bags.
Adrianna Is an Accidental Waitress
From former pop star to waitress in unfortunate footwear at Liam's bar in one fell swoop. She went in to the bar to make amends with her friends and has ended up waiting tables at a dead end job. And thinking that random guys are stalking her... when they aren't.
Naomi Is Accidentally Sleeping With a Cowboy
She hasn't gotten significantly stupider, but did end up sleeping with the guy whom she bought her house from because of his Southern charm. And she acts like a total moron when he's around. At least she hasn't dressed up like an Avatar character this season. And she's somehow president of the sorority of misfit girls, which is the most enjoyable thing she's done in a while.
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