Another week and a plethora of people who are trying to ruin what's left of our summer.
We were grossed out watching Jacqueline have chunks of her skin removed on Real Housewives of New Jersey, but we can't really blame the skin for that, only the faceless editors. Instead, there are these real people who are just as disgusting, with some extra bonus horribleness this week.
Something positive came from this week, in that we think we've found a new best friend for moronic Ryan Lochte. That man is Eddie. He's dummy from Survivor who quit about two minutes into a challenge for free food, when he was well aware that he needed immunity. He also has about zero capabilities for strategy, but he looks cute in swim trunks.
This week's list is filled with people who wasted our valuable TV watching time. Don't they care that they are taking up hours that could be spent rewatching episodes of Game of Thrones?
Since we don't know who was specifically responsible for that nightmarish Top Chef finale, they are spared. The rest of these people were not so lucky.
We had to defend people we normally can't stand... we hate when that happens.
Weirdly, none of the people from Freakshow behaved inappropriately, it was the rest of the reality world that seems to house the true freaks.
Steven Tyler showing up in drag on American Idol didn't even come close to making our list, so you know people had to be really crappy this week.
Can we hook this week's winner up with Manti Te'o?
Again, the kids from Buckwild narrowly avoided the list mainly because while they can be horrible and self-destructive, they're not really hurting each other... much. At this rate, one of them will probably break their neck riding around on garbage can lids before we call them totally heinous. Or, in their more colorful term, before we deem them pussy shit.
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