Most awesome person of the week on reality TV easily goes to Harry Connick, Jr. who nearly single-handedly renewed our interest in American Idol with his charming antics and musical knowledge. You're a wizard, Harry. The rest of reality TV was filled with despicable morons, like usual.
New year... and a bunch of horrible new reality stars to contend with. Welcome to 2014, everyone.
Our hero of the week is Tim Gunn, for being classy while telling several bitter Project Runway contestants off for daring to say the show was fixed. We actually really like him when he's angry.
Can we hook this week's winner up with Manti Te'o?
Again, the kids from Buckwild narrowly avoided the list mainly because while they can be horrible and self-destructive, they're not really hurting each other... much. At this rate, one of them will probably break their neck riding around on garbage can lids before we call them totally heinous. Or, in their more colorful term, before we deem them pussy shit.
Lindsay Lohan was on a reality show this week (Million Dollar Decorators) and somehow she didn't make our list. What is the world coming to in 2013?
We may be tired of Supernatural, but we'll never say no to a reunion.
It's almost better when you've got no idea what these people are talking about. Here we present the week's best out of context quotes plucked straight from reality television.
Shortly after announcing eleven new series yesterday, Bravo held their upfronts in New York City, where Bravolebrities (the most demeaning word to write) walked the blue carpet to discuss their series and skirt around actually saying anything of substance. To spare you mindless quotes that give, at best, vague details about what's going to happen next season on the various Real Housewives franchises, here are the most entertaining quotes of the evening:
You'd think that people would know better than to do blackface on national TV (or anywhere else, really), but you would sadly be wrong.
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