Beginning this Sunday at 9 PM, the Discovery Channel will be rolling out the most famous, popular and acclaimed thing in the history of storytelling -- Shark Week
! While squealing about this in the office this morning, Angel brilliantly posed the question: "What if sharks attacked our favorite shows?"
Well. Holy hell, what if they did?! I feel this query must be answered. Oh, and please don't tell PETA about this post. None of the following is even remotely possible anyway, so let's just keep it between us.
The producers responsible for The Baby Borrowers
will be airing a reunion special on August 6th in order to defend their show and prove that it's "more than just entertainment." Apparently, in light of all the recent (lousy) press, executives feel they need to prove that the show is really teaching teenage couples -- and, by proxy, America
-- an important life lesson about parenting. With this in mind, I came up with my own list of the ten invaluable life lessons TV has afforded me. I don't mean to brag, but think I've got the world pretty
well figured out. And I didn't even have to leave my couch!
, Sex and the City
, Dancing With The Stars
, Everybody Loves Raymond
, King of Queens
, The Hills
, america's got talent
, Gimore Girls
, Grey's Anatomy
, The Baby Borrowers