It's almost better when you've got no idea what these people are talking about. Here we present the week's best out of context quotes plucked straight from reality television."I'm going to take you out from the rear... no pun intended." -- David on Bachelor Pad
"There's wet, and then there's wet" -- Ramona from Real Housewives of New York
"The gentle push: it involves using one hand by gently pushing the ball." -- Ashley, Big Brother
"Sue crapped out with her spiced Indian chicken" -- Curtis Stone, Top Chef Masters
"She looks like she just swallowed a Smurf" -- Tina, Toddlers and Tiaras
"I want to make sure each ball is at the top of their peak before I look over at the other one." -- Shane, Big Brother
"I'm trying to be sober and even the pigs are drinking." -- Brandon, The Real World
"They're getting more than Jersey Turnpiked by these queens." -- Jenni, Snooki & JWOWW
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