You know, it's not an unpopular thing to want to cure cancer, it being a horrific disease and all. So even if your primary motive for ridding the world of the affliction is that chemo patients are stealing your rightful bald man sympathy vote (and subsequent sympathy sex, more importantly), well, does it really make it any less noble? Of course not! You're Larry David, you're rich, you're a genius, and you're making the world a better place. Let's all help a bald brother out and cure cancer already!
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