Lots of episode orders today, so let's get to it.
Look who's back maybe!
Coming soon: Prison Break: 71 B.C.?
Now that 24 is over, and the proposed movie adaptation of it looks about as likely to happen as the Heroes movie does at this point, our favorite madman (though sadly not that kind of madman -- yet) Kiefer Sutherland will be taking Broadway by storm next February in a big, snooty Pulitzer Prize-winning play, complete with a star-studded(ish, but come on) cast featuring Jason Patric (Lost Boys reunion!) and Chris Noth. You know, a lot of people complain about celebrities taking Broadway roles away from the "real" actors these days, but not us, and especially not when that celebrity is Jack fricking Bauer. Here are the soon-to-be-legendary antics we are waiting to see from Kiefer: The Broadway Star.
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go, I wanna Season 8 it. Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I'm gonna Season 8 it.
Jason Stackhouse's latest girl is... Zooey Deschanel?
I will never doubt Terry O'Quinn again. Ever.
We will always remember today for first causing us to ask ourselves, "How do you say 'hot tub' in Italian?"
On to the Grammys...
Excited to read the news today? Let's just say your feelings are Justified.