Someone out at America's Next Top Model, but before you celebrate: It's not Tyra.

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Today, Marg Helgenberger takes a page out of Laurence Fishburne's book, America's Next Top Model brings the crazies back and How I Met Your Mother puts Robin in the spotlight.

Tags: America's Next Top Model, Craig Thomas, CSI, Dan Castellaneta, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, Kim Kardashian, Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, Marg Helgenberger, Parks and Recreation, Patricia Heaton, Ray Romano, The Middle

Tyra, Tyra, go away.

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It's Friday, which means it's once again time to crown the most heinous reality star of the week! Just like last week, I'll state the case for my top five nominees and then choose a winner based on a highly scientific process of deeming who is the most egregiously awful. The big question this week: Can anyone out-horrible Donald Trump? These four jerks are going to try!

Tags: America's Next Top Model, American Idol, Braxton Family Values, Cara Castronuova, Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump, Gary Busey, Jennifer Lopez, The Biggest Loser

We can't help but feel a little bad for Katie Cassidy at the moment. She was the best thing on The CW, and they knew it, so they delayed officially canceling Melrose Place until after pilot season, essentially leaving her trapped on the network until next year's pilot casting rounds. And as such, she'll be guesting on Gossip Girl this fall, playing a love interest for Nate. Great -- we know what a fantastic opportunity that turned out to be for Joanna Garcia last season. Nothing like showing up on an established show past its prime to form an annoying new love triangle (I know he and Serena are done, but I know this show, so I know they are never going to be done) -- just ask Melissa George how awesome it is! So it sucks, and it just made me think of other, possibly worse ways the CW could have stuck it to Ms. Cassidy for (allegedly!) trying to leave the network last spring. You know they at least considered all of these at some point.

Tags: 90210, America's Next Top Model, Ashley Tisdale, CW, Gossip Girl, Hellcats, Joanna Garcia, Katie Cassidy, Life Unexpected, Melissa George, One Tree Hill, Smallville, Supernatural, Tinsley Mortimer

The world is still reeling from the news that that the queen of daytime television will be abandoning her current talk show at the end of next season. Well, maybe it's just the world of stay-at-home moms and the unemployed that's reeling, but regardless, the question on everyone's minds is: what will Ms. Winfrey do next? While many consider it a given that she'll simply star on a new series on OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network, natch), we think that she should set her sights a little higher. Primetime high. Here's our unsolicited job advice for her:

Tags: 30 Rock, America's Next Top Model, Biggest Loser, Castle, Celebrity Apprentice, CSI, Oprah Winfrey, Top Chef, True Blood

To help both shows expand their audiences a little bit, The CW will be sending two characters from One Tree Hill (Haley and Mia, if you care) to the Life Unexpected-verse for one episode this fall. While we don't watch One Tree Hill and have plenty of issues with Life Unexpected, this idea intrigued us. Here are ten other CW crossovers that we actually would watch.

Tags: 90210, America's Next Top Model, crossover, CW, Gossip Girl, Hellcats, Life Unexpected, Nikita, One Tree Hill, Smallville, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries

Today's TV news contains two types of surprises: "pleasant" and "not really pleasant but makes me happy anyway." I'm not sure which I prefer at this point.

Tags: 24, 90210, America's Next Top Model, Cheri Oteri, Gossip Girl, Matadors, Melrose Place, Super Natural, The CW, The Marriage Ref, Tonight Show, Vampire Diaries