April is seriously coming!

Tags: 1600 penn, beauty and the beast, Bethenny frankel, counter culture, dancing with the stars, ellen degeneres, game of thrones, lady friends, Matin Landau, oh f**k it's you, sons of anarchy, the selection

Tonight marks the second season premiere of Bethenny Frankel's (now better-named) spinoff Bethenny Ever After, so to promote the big event Bethenny participated in a media call to address baby Bryn, the Real Housewives marriage curse, why she decided to come back for Season 2 and, of course, Jill Zarin. Read on for highlights after the break.

Tags: Bethenny Ever After, Bethenny Frankel

Today it was announced that NBC's upcoming sitcom adaptation of Chelsea Handler's memoir Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea has found its 20-year-old version of Chelsea Handler in Laura Prepon, a TV veteran who is 30, and a mere five years younger than Chelsea Handler's (alleged, because, come on) current age. We're not saying Laura Prepon won't do a decent job, but nevertheless, this means it's time to cast other comedians' memoirs with their TV-inappropriate counterparts. Because you know TV executives would do half this crap.

Tags: Adam Carolla, Artie Lange, Bethenny Frankel, Chelsea Handler, Debra Messing, French Stewart, Jonathan Lipnicki, Kathy Griffin, Laura Prepon, Lindsay Price, Lisa Lampanelli, Margaret Cho, Nia Vardalos, Patton Oswalt, Penn Badgley, Rhea Perlman, Russell Brand, Snooki, Susie Essman, Tracy Morgan

Bravo will continue inhibiting my social life with reality shows, Flavor Flav wants to be perceived as smart, and Sesame Street did something cute!

Tags: Bethenny Frankel, christian siriano, fabio viviani, flavor flav, joey lawrence, mad men, melissa joan hart, Sesame Street

TGIF, everybody! It's time to sort through all the human trash that was on reality TV this week and crown a king of the garbage heap. The following are my five nominees, plus this week's big winner. As always, this stuff is extremely scientific and cannot be argued with. Congratulations, top jerk!

Tags: Audrina, Bethenny Ever After, Bethenny Frankel, Gretchen Rossi, Laurieann Gibson, Lynn Patridge, Slade Smiley, Survivor: Redemption Island, The Dance Scene, The Real Housewives of Orange County

Bethenny Frankel's Real Housewives of New York spin-off Bethenny Getting Married? begins tonight (with the goddamn stupidest question mark in the history of television), and while I'm on the fence as to whether it will be awesome or unforgivably boring, I do know that the media call Bethenny participated in to promote the show ended up being all about how Jill Zarin is the devil and how Kelly Bensimon is the mayor of crazytown, which is definitely awesome. I mean, I only posted like a tenth of it, because it got pretty redundant. Read on for the gloriously catty highlights.

Tags: Bethenny Frankel, Bethenny Getting Married?, Dina Manzo, Jill Zarin, Real Housewives of New York

Bethenny Frankel's Real Housewives spin-off returned last night for Season 2, and watching the new episode, I was reminded of the essential problem with this show: as much as I love Bethenny and am glad that she's finally happy, her relationship with Jason just feels increasingly hollow, often negating the entire premise. Maybe he's just bad at being on camera and is completely different off-screen; maybe there's something darker going on. I can't really speculate on where Jason's head is at, but I can say that the show doesn't exactly inspire me to root for the couple at the center of it -- hell, it doesn't even inspire me to take them seriously as a couple -- and that's a problem. Luckily, his perfect parents from Season 1 have finally devolved into the nagging, demanding, passive-aggressive, clingy, normal in-laws the rest of us have. Now that? That, I believe.

Tags: Bethenny Ever After, Bethenny Frankel

Bethenny Frankel will indeed do double duty, at least until further notice. Plus, you can smell like Simon Cowell if you want. Nice little Tuesday.

Tags: 30 Rock, American Idol, Bethenny Frankel, Simon Cowell, The Real Housewives of D.C., The Real Housewives of New York