Whoa, is it awards season again already?

Tags: Bravo, Game of Thrones, Oxygen, The Newsroom

Shortly after announcing eleven new series yesterday, Bravo held their upfronts in New York City, where Bravolebrities (the most demeaning word to write) walked the blue carpet to discuss their series and skirt around actually saying anything of substance. To spare you mindless quotes that give, at best, vague details about what's going to happen next season on the various Real Housewives franchises, here are the most entertaining quotes of the evening:

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Ryan Murphy is clearing moving his eggs to a different basket.

Tags: american horror story, american idol, bravo, dick clark, glee, hulu, martha stewart

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment to get away from singing competitions.

Tags: bravo, duets, eastbown & down, homeland, kathy griffin, the talk, the voice

Our favorite obsessive-compulsive real estate investor/designer is back for a fourth season of Bravo's Flipping Out with more liquor, pet feces, fast food, and cursing out of his crew than before. Sounds like the best worst house party ever...

Tags: Bravo, Flipping Out, Jeff Lewis

Just when you thought the world was safe from that infamous name, Jordan Catalano...

Tags: 30 Rock, ABC Studios, Bravo, Chemistry, Cinemax, HBO, Hope Davis, House M.D., Mark Gordon, My So Called Life, Robert Sean Leonard, Spring/Fall, Sundance Channel, Tina Fey

The Food Network recently announced that it plans to launch a sister/spinoff network called the Cooking Channel, which makes sense since viewers can't find many actual cooking shows on the regular old Food Network these days, especially in primetime. In fact, this is such a good idea that it prompted us to wonder why other networks can't also have their own spinoffs, narrowly focusing on a particular type of programming.

Tags: Bravo, Cartoon Network, comedy Central, MTV, National Geographic, TLC, VH1

Bravo announced their lineup of new shows yesterday, including a New York based Million Dollar Listing spinoff, another show for Tabatha (in addition to her salon takeover series), a second show for Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis and Jenni Pulos, a show about Rachel Zoe's former assistant Brad Goreski , a fashion-based series for Project Runway alum Chris March and a dinner party-focused show for Rocco DiSpirito.

Tags: bravo, chris march, mike isabella, real housewives of new york, top chef