The Oscars have officially exhausted our fragile TWoP brains over here. Please enjoy today's TV news while I cry in the corner and shake my fist at Sandra Bullock's victory and Miley Cryrus's posture.
There is a whole bunch of news today! Set your phasers to "Read the Headlines"!
We've barely buried the most recent season of Dancing With the Stars and already the rumor mill is churning out possible contestants for the next season. The nerve! Have some respect for Brooke Burke and her glorious gams, show!