Hey, do you guys like Chuck? Because I hope I'm not wasting your time here, but there's some pick-up news on the subject. You know, just in case you're interested.
Glee news is so much more pleasant to report now that the show is back on. And I no longer get depressed hearing Madonna songs! Never leave us again, show!
I'm not kidding. If Danny Bonaduce, Screech, Dennis Rodman, the girl who played Tabitha on Bewitched and Frank Stallone getting into a ring and wrestling each other on national television for cash doesn't signal the end, I don't know what does. Oh, and did I mention that Hulk Hogan is hosting? Because he is. Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling airs this fall. On CMT, where it belongs.
Y'all will be excited to know that Bucky Covington is hosting CMT's new search for great undiscovered country talent. I don't know about you, but if there's one person I did not expect to see so much of after Idol was over, it's Bucky Covington. I mean, I give the kid credit, but...dude.
Was there no job available for Kevin Covais? Nothing? Not the search for America's most compelling science-fair project?
At one point, professional wrestlers Hulk Hogan and Jesse "The Body" Ventura were on top of the world. Hogan was arguably the face of America in the 1980s, and the star of numerous films that hilariously pointed out how muscular he was. While Ventura's film career was not quite as impressive, he did manage to parlay his frequent appearances in Arnold Schwarzenegger movies into a public seat, acting as governor of the great state of Minnesota from 1999-2003, much to the dismay of Garrison Keillor. But now, with their careers on the decline, they have fallen into the quicksand trap from which there is no escape: reality television.