Today's news may make you want to drown your sorrows.
The network upfronts are upon us.
Strangely quite a bit of news this Thursday! Charlie Sheen's roast gets an MC, George Lopez's show gets cancelled, and The CW gets on the Glee train.
Some old faces will be returning to Seattle Grace... Sort of.
The god-awful Glee versus Ryan Murphy versus the world saga continues.
Living here in my post-modern pop culture-referencing Manhattan alcoholic social circle, I too often forget that the vast majority of people on this planet have much better things to do with their lives than read every single bit of entertainment gossip and watch every single TV show and movie that gets made and then regurgitate everything retained from those things in conversation form with their idiot slacker friends day and night.
Today's news includes Justin Timberlake, Tommy Lee, the Hollywood Walk of Fame and Michael Jackson. I swear this is not a re-print of a blog from the '90s.