I'm not kidding. If Danny Bonaduce, Screech, Dennis Rodman, the girl who played Tabitha on Bewitched and Frank Stallone getting into a ring and wrestling each other on national television for cash doesn't signal the end, I don't know what does. Oh, and did I mention that Hulk Hogan is hosting? Because he is. Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling airs this fall. On CMT, where it belongs.
Because virtually the only pilot news we ever read anymore is either a remake or a literary adaptation, I bring you the latest of the former. The Partridge Family is being remade as a modern, "tongue-in-cheek" update of the series, which, I mean, I guess it's possible that it could be a scathing satire of the current state of the music industry, with a giant nod to the fact that only teens with television shows sell any records anymore, but this is Hollywood we're talking about. This thing will be on CBS or something and it will be a family show about a family playing family songs in a familial fashion on their family Hum-V (well, it's an update) and we'll all learn valuable lessons about family values and sitting down at the table together every night for pot roast and Tang. That being said, if Bonaduce's involved, I am so in!
Realizing that not everyone is a Big Brother junkie like moi, there was a massive verbal battle this week that went from a discussion to getting nearly everyone in the house in a senseless screaming match. It is way beyond convoluted to explain (though M.Giant did a good job attempting to) but it got us thinking about how reality shows are really at their best when people just let their freak flags fly and start swearing or punching. Honestly, we could fill this whole list with stupid stuff that had happened on Big Brother or A Shot at Love but I'm trying hard to give you a little bit of variety here. I'm told that's the spice of life. With that, here are some of the most disgusting or ridiculous squabbles ever to grace the small screen. Though I'm sure this list will be outdated by tomorrow.