Conquering the world, one celebrity confession at a time.
Today's news includes Justin Timberlake, Tommy Lee, the Hollywood Walk of Fame and Michael Jackson. I swear this is not a re-print of a blog from the '90s.
I have two ambitions in life, and two ambitions alone. Priority number one is to ensure that Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight" is in every karaoke bar songbook in the world. Since I have failed miserably at priority number one so far, I give you my second ambition: to get more people watching FX's bit of comedy genius, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. If the clip below (featuring a cat named "Special Agent Jack Bauer", a Serpico impersonator and Danny DeVito saying the line, "Put an egg in your shoe and beat it") doesn't persuade you to give a Tivo Season Pass to this series, well then I just don't know what.