Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott reality shows are among my biggest, most shameful guilty pleasures, but here's the thing with sTORIbook Weddings (I mean other than the spelling of the title): I take my wedding shows very seriously. I want high drama when it comes to these things, and I want spoiled, demanding, ludicrously unreasonable brides. Preferably ones who constantly speak of wanting to be a princess with no irony whatsoever. So for me, this show's emphasis on sentimentality and lack of real wedding planning disasters leaves me with little reason to watch it past last night's premiere. Bridezillas this most definitely is not. Hell, it's not even Say Yes to the Dress. Not to mention how random it is -- what business do Tori and Dean even have planning weddings to begin with? It's even more bizarre than that time they ran an inn for five minutes.