It's network upfronts week, and what a wonderful time to be alive! All the promise of new shows with great casts and expertly cut trailers, plus all the fun of prematurely mocking shows with dumb plots and even worse CGI (seriously, Once Upon a Time? What is even happening there, ABC?). But what's even better is that we can thank the TV gods for the rare moments when networks get it right and decide to pass on awful-sounding pilots. As with every year, many possible disasters were rejected this season, but these are the ones we're happiest about. (Assuming they don't get "saved" by another network or come back to haunt us next summer, of course.)
With the Oscars finally over we can get back to talking about the people who are actually winning, like Charlie Sheen!
In celebration of the end to a crazy workweek, I proudly present to you some easygoing TV news. Nobody's getting fired and nothing is getting cancelled, so there's no need to panic or go on a Twitter frenzy. Besides, I'm sure you're all exhausted after freaking out over these Beyonce pregnancy rumors.