There were so many options this week that we had to leave off some truly deserving people. Like Big Brother's Jordan who had the chance to get hyena laughing Rachel off and didn't take it. Or Dance Mom's Cathy who drives two hours to get her kid tortured by a mean lady, and yet won't sew beads on a costume or carry her own luggage because she's a diva and clearly living vicariously through her six-year old. So with that in mind, see who did make the cut.
Hey everybody, it is time again to judge the reality hordes for their heinous behavior! And what a doozy this week was. I had to cut all kinds of horrible behavior just to make room for my five nominees, but if you'll indulge me, I'd still like to disparage them here in a dishonorable mention kind of way. Ahem! Nice try, Tamar from Braxton Family Values, for emasculating your sister's husband and making her separation proceedings all about you. I'd also like to recognize the Duggars for becoming an infomercial for Focus on the Family this week, as well as LuAnn from The Real Housewives of New York for being a snotty, if hilarious ("Herman Munster shoes"), bitch, and Dana from Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition for constantly and heinously referring to himself in the third person. Now, on to business as usual: five nominees; one trash king to rule them all.