It's been an incredibly busy week, so why not wind down with today's TWoP news?
Gary Coleman and his 22-year-old bride Shannon appeared in Divorce Court yesterday (A televised divorce, that's classy!) in an effort to salvage their seven-month marriage. According to Shannon, the bone of contention was Coleman's child-like antics. She told Inside Edition, "If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does." Ahem. What's that old chestnut about not judging a book by its cover? Here's our revised version: If it looks like a five-year-old and acts like a five-year-old, do not marry it. Alas, if only wifey -- who by our calculations was born in 1986 -- had actually been alive when this vintage episode of Diff'rent Strokes aired, perhaps she'd have understood what she was in for.