Happy Spring! It's snowing! Slow news day, but Chris Brown outbursts are always a good laugh, right?
Steve Harvey becomes a news reporter, Cartoon Network wants to stop showing cartoons, and ABC decided it would be a good idea to subject everyone to another on-screen version of The Time Traveler's Wife. Never mind all the other stuff -- I just want to know who thought it'd be funny to put crack in everyone's OJ this morning.
In today's news, MTV will air a domestic violence PSA after Jersey Shore. In other news, I wish I had a cool nickname like Snooki. Also, people are suing people. Again.