As if she wasn't inescapable before...

Tags: 19 Kids and Counting, Adam Levine, bethenny frankel, Christina Aguilera, Darren Star, Emmys 2011, Fringe, Goldie Hawn, j.j. abrams, joshua jackson, Melissa McCarthy, The Duggars, The Viagra Diaries, The Voice, Undercovers

NBC has revealed the fall and midseason slate of new shows that are meant to save the network, and some of them look good! But some of them... do not, we'll say. I woke up bright and early this morning to attend the red-carpet portion of the network's upfront presentation to get season finale spoilers from current NBC talent, and to ask the new stars what the hell their shows are about and, in one case, why their show is so racist. (Also, while I couldn't get an interview with Tina Fey, I did eavesdrop the hell out of all her conversations, which were all about shrimp. Just a little tidbit.) Read on for all the information I could get out of strangers in two or three questions while their publicists desperately tried to tear them away from me.

Tags: Becki Newton, Ben Rappaport, Bret Michaels, Chase, Cindy Chupack, Cole Hauser, Community, David Lyons, Desperate Housewives, Donald Trump, Gillian Jacobs, Greg Grunberg, Heroes, J.J. Abrams, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jesse Metcalfe, Kelli Giddish, Love Bites, NBC, Outsourced, Parks & Recreation, Parvish Cheena, Rizwan Manji, Sacha Dhawan, Summer Glau, The Cape, Undercovers

From a cheesy NBC sitcom to an HBO drama from Aaron Sorkin? Somebody's having the best day ever.

Tags: cbs, j.j. abrams, olivia munn, rachel uchitel, ralph macchio, Snoop dogg

I will never doubt Terry O'Quinn again. Ever.

Tags: 24, ABC, Glee, Gwyneth Paltrow, J.J. Abrams, Michael Emerson, Mindy Kaling, Terry O'Quinn, The Office

Camille Grammer may be leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, while Audrina Patridge gets her own show on VH1. I guess how it works in the reality show world is one airhead in, one airhead out.

Tags: 30 Rock, Audrina, Audrina Patridge, Camille Grammer, Chelsea Handler, Franklin & Bash, How I Met Your Mother, J.J. Abrams, Jason Alexander, Katy Perry, Matt Damon, Playboy, Pulp, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Hills

Buffy has spawned! Buffy has spawned!

Tags: Celebrity Fit Club, Damages, Freddie Prinze Jr., J.J. Abrams, Kevin Federline, Lily Tomlin, Martin Short, Sarah Michelle Geller

Before CBS officially fired Charlie Sheen this week, there had been some talk that maybe Chuck Lorre could step away from day-to-day production of Two and a Half Men as a way of keeping the peace if Charlie were to come back. We here at TWoP still think the idea of getting rid of Lorre is pretty good, even if Sheen is already gone, and we have some suggestions about who should replace both of them.

Tags: Aaron Sorkin, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre, David Simon, J.J. Abrams, Joss Whedon, Kevin Williamson, Ryan Murphy, Seth MacFarlane, Shonda Rhimes, showrunner, Two and a Half Men

NBC's entire fall slate is pretty much riding on Undercovers being a megahit (and if that doesn't work, there's always The Event!), so the show's two stars, Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Boris Kodjoe, recently participated in a media call to address all kinds of insider info about the new show. No one had the guts to ask them their odds on early cancellation (I'll admit, even I was too afraid), but it's still sort of interesting. Highlights below.

Tags: Boris Kodjoe, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, interview, J.J. Abrams, Undercovers