Embroiled in yet another disappointing fall season, with both new and old shows performing abysmally in the ratings, NBC has taken a unique approach to repairing its situation, and is really knocking it out of the park with terrible new show ideas right now. There's that Munsters remake. And that Survivor/Bachelor hybrid. And that show about Kristin Davis Eat, Pray, Love-ing through NYC. All bad ideas that no one will watch, sure, but today they topped themselves and announced the king of bad ideas -- Tommy's Little Girl, a show Jamie Foxx came up with about Selma Blair playing a lawyer by day, deadly assassin by night, co-starring Paulie Walnuts, described as La Femme Nikita meets The Sopranos. I mean, honestly. I couldn't come up with a more risible idea for a show if I tried, which is why I'm imploring NBC to make this trainwreck happen.