Remakes, Paris Hilton, acts of desperation -- today is the deep dark sludge of TV news.
Charlie Sheen is not making idle threats, y'all.
Jennifer Aniston's descending upon yet another perfectly good show, and Sookeh and Bee-ehl got married in the real life.
Yesterday, EW broke the shocking news that the House bosses have decided to let Jennifer Morrison go for creative reasons, and that her final episode (with the possibility of future guest spots, like that's a big consolation) will air this November. It's apparently a done deal, her goodbye's already been shot, and she did not quit -- she was written out because their future plans for the show do not include Cameron. That, for lack of a better word, blows. Here are some of the many reason why.
Will Arnett is popping up on a new primetime sitcom soon. Yes, it's the one you'd assume it is.