Money for nothing and the kids for free.
Today's news will probably elicit a fair share of hearty laughs (at Snooki's expense) and horrified gasps (new show about porn). Boozy Chelsea Handler is hosting arguably the most entertaining awards show on television and a much-beloved reverend is now a gay lover. My pearls could not be clutched more tightly.
Who better to act as the study group's new rival than Walter Sobchak himself?
Hopefully this is the last time we ever have to write about The X Factor drama...