As many of you know, over the weekend Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert took their corresponding acts to D.C., in a joint televised three-hour, commercial break-free Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear on the Washington Mall. Naturally, people are talking about it today, and since we are people too, let's discuss the highs and lows of the event.
You will pry the Masturbating Bear from Conan's cold, dead hands, NBC!
EW published a little list of those they deem to be the smartest folks in the TV biz today, and normally I wouldn't be talking about one of their features here but the internet kind of exploded over it for some reason, so I thought maybe we should discuss it. Also because there is some seriously retarded crap on it: