Well, to be honest, I had all these great things to say about the Michael Jackson memorial, but then the sight of his young daughter sobbing into a microphone just completely knocked the snark out of me. Honestly, that poor kid. My god. It's going to take me a while to get over that. But the blog must go on! And since this was the biggest televised event in the history of televised events, let's run down some of the highlights and lowlights of Hollywood's tribute to the biggest star the world has ever known.

Tags: Beyonce, Brooke Shields, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Hudson, Justin Timberlake, Lionel Richie, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, Usher

There's some good news and some bad news for the highly complicated ladies of Showtime.

Tags: American Idol, Ashton Kutcher, Can't Stop, Conan O'Brien, Ellen Pompeo, Haley Reinhart, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Sloane, Misha Collins, Nurse Jackie, Shonda Rhimes, SNL, Supernatural, Two and a Half Men, United States of Tara, Weeds

For some reason, today's news is giving me the munchies.

Tags: Andy Samberg, Dallas, Iron Chef, Justin Timberlake, Kloe Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Law & Order: Los Angeles, Saturday Night Live, Shark Week

Today's news includes Justin Timberlake, Tommy Lee, the Hollywood Walk of Fame and Michael Jackson. I swear this is not a re-print of a blog from the '90s.

Tags: April Lee Hernandez, Californication, CSI: Miami, Danny DeVito, Dexter, Ed O'Neill, Eddie Cibrian, Glee, Justin Timberlake, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Neil Patrick Harris, Oprah Winfrey, Tina Fey, TLC, Tommy Lee, Weeds

This past weekend the Emmys handed out a large bulk of their awards during the Creative Arts ceremony, aka the Schmemmys (thank you, Kathy Griffin!). She was on hand to host the night, which means that they must have forgiven her for her "Suck it, Jesus" acceptance speech a few years back. Anyway, while I'm sort of dreading the predictability that is likely to unfold Sunday evening, at least the Creative Arts had a few pleasant surprises. Read on for the highlights.

Tags: 30 Rock, Dr. Horrible, ellen burstyn, emmys, emmys 2009, Justin Timberlake, kathy griffin, michael j. fox, Saturday night live, snl, Tina Fey

I'm not trying to be a jerk, I just really don't get him. He's on SNL constantly, and everyone I know always acts really excited about that, but I'm not one of those people. And I can't even really put my finger on why, because he's really, really good at performing and he's more polished than half of the actual cast in his delivery, but it's just not my thing. It started with his furry Speedo guy sight gag in those God awful Love Guru trailers (admittedly more Mike Myers' fault than JT's but still -- he agreed to it and really went for it), and I guess the last straw was that stupid homophobic "Single Ladies" sketch from a few months ago that everyone loved for some reason surpassing logic. There's just something about him that reminds me of the guy from high school who got voted "Most Likely to Be on SNL One Day" who constantly put on "skits" at football rallies and was the self-proclaimed class clown. He's a ham, I guess, and while I tend to like super-hams (huge Hugh Jackman fan right here), he's an immature super-ham, and I just can't deal with that. I'd love it if he stuck to singing and dancing -- two things he also does very well but that don't bother me when he does them -- and stayed away from being a comedian, is what I'm saying. And I need him to stop making that dopey smirk. It drives me nuts.

Tags: Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live, SNL