Zombies. Pause. More zombies.

Tags: americas got talent, katie cassidy, kevin smith, news, wahlberg, walking dead

Hopefully this is the last time we ever have to write about The X Factor drama...

Tags: 90210, Charlie Sheen, Cheryl Cole, Covert Affairs, criminal minds, Emmys 2011, General Hospital, iCarly, Jaimie Alexander, jim parsons, Josh Duhamel, Kevin Smith, Nicole Scherzinger, One Life to Live, Paris Hilton, Peter Stormare, The World According to Paris, The X Factor, Thomas Gibson, Trevor Donovan, Two and a Half Men

Just as the fervor over the Sci Fi Channel's name change to Syfy has started to die down, a rumor has come out that they're looking into expanding their reality television slate, which currently consists of Ghost Hunters. (If you can call that reality.) Once again, genre television fans are in an uproar, and Jimmy Kimmel isn't helping things by envisioning cooking show Iron Man Chef. But here are seven shows (in the seven main reality categories) we, as geeks, would actually like to see on Syfy, and we think that the geek community at large would like them, too.

Tags: Kevin Smith, reality shows, Star Trek, Stargate, Syfy

Never a man to be put in one corner, Michael Bay is branching out into television, teaming with the production company behind Top Chef and the old Project Runway to produce a new reality show called One Way Out, in which people with mysterious pasts will compete against each other in a game with no rules. And vague as that is, it still somehow sounds entertaining as hell, doesn't it? He is the popcorn king, after all. Which got us thinking about other directors who should be making reality shows, and what those shows could be about.

Tags: Brian Taylor, Darren AronofskyMark Neveldine, David Lynch, James Cameron, Judd Apatow, Kevin Smith, Luc Besson, M. Night Shyamalan, Michael Bay, Quentin Tarantino, Woody Allen

If there was any doubt as to whether Seth Rogen likes porn, it can be put to rest now that the word is out that he's developing a porn-centric show for Showtime. I get that all dudes look at porn, and that their predilections are often mined for comedic value, but it's one thing to make a joke or two at your own expense and another to build a career on your wanking tendencies.

Tags: Californication, Clerks, Kevin Smith, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Seth Rogen, Showtime, The L Word, Zack and Miri Make a Porno