TGIF, everybody! It's time to sort through all the human trash that was on reality TV this week and crown a king of the garbage heap. The following are my five nominees, plus this week's big winner. As always, this stuff is extremely scientific and cannot be argued with. Congratulations, top jerk!
It is no secret that I live to watch dance shows. I obsess over So You Think You Can Dance and America's Best Dance Crew, watched all of Dance Your Ass Off, sit through Dancing With the Stars twice a week, and will tune into anything that has a former SYTYCDer in it, just out of loyalty. That's how I ended up watching this new E! show. It's got both SYTYCD choreographer Laurieann Gibson and alum Kherington Payne. How could that go wrong? Turns out, in so many ways.