Fox hogs the news today with the good (pseudo-Arrested Development reunion!), the bad (Octomom special), the overdone (another cop show?!) and some other stuff, too. Gossip Girl launches its new "WTF?" ad campaign, and Paula Abdul continues to be tossed around like the oh-so-desired commodity she is.

Tags: Dancing with the Stars, Dane Cook, Gossip Girl, HawthoRNe, King of the Hill, Octomom, Paula Abdul, Ridealong, Vanessa Hudgens, Will Arnett

Casting! Re-casting! Lack of casting! Parody casting! The casting of aspersions! Yes, it's all about the casting here in Today's TWoP News, where we gather up all of the pressing info from the world of television. Shall we?

Tags: gossip girl, Greys Anatomy, Lauren Graham, octomom, Todays TWoP News

There are lots of new shows on the block, but they seem to be reminiscent of shows we know and love. Lost is coming to an end, so naturally, another show is looking to take its place. Octomom finally got her own reality show, which is basically another version of Jon & Kate Plus Eight. Well, without Jon. The only original TV show in the news is Steven Spielberg's pilot about aliens, and even that's pushing it. Anyway, there are some good news and some tragic news; you'll laugh and you'll cry, so proceed with caution.

Tags: American Idol, American Latino Media Arts Awards, Comedy Death Ray, dominic monaghan, Eva Longoria Parker, Flash Forward, George Lopez, Lost, Noah Wyle, Octomom, Zach Galifianakis

I'm not feeling too great about today's news. A lot of it's unsettling. I did find a sort of cool video with Ian McKellen in it, but that just doesn't make up for the rest. I mean, someone's giving Octomom a show, and that's not even the worst thing I read today. Click to accompany my misery.

Tags: Ian McKellen, Jay Leno, Jim Caviezel, Nadya Suleman, Octomom, Susan Boyle, The Prisoner

It's 4/20, booooy! While stoners at my alma mater celebrate what used to be known as Zonker Harris Day -- until they changed the name under threat of losing their funding, because apparently the potheads now need the administration to underwrite them -- I'm rolling up a big fattie of TV news for everyone to meditate on. It's not consciousness-expanding, but it will make you paranoid.

Tags: Neil Patrick Harris, NPH, Octomom, Today's TWoP News, Will Smith

Attention, attention everyone! Pushing Daisies news! About when ABC (bastards...) is airing the final episodes! Plus a little bit more, assuming you can actually read this through the tears I've brought on by mentioning Pushing Daisies' tragic, tragic cancellation. And we've also got a shout-out to President Obama, because his G-20 trip prevented him from interrupting your primetime television viewing this week and we know you missed him.

Tags: Fringe, Joan Rivers, Law & Order: SVU, Leonard Nimoy, Obama, Octomom, Prison Break, Pushing Daisies, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Phantom, Victoria Beckham

It's Wednesday, or hump day as those always peppy radio DJ's used to be obsessed with calling it (Do they still? I never listen to morning "drive-time" shows any more). And "hump day" is a stupid term for it anyway, but what the hell, this abbreviated week is already half over and now it is time to start cementing your weekend plans. Which, if you are me, involve digging through my closet looking for my old mix tapes, because the first news item has me feeling a little retro nostalgic.

Tags: Bob Barker, Dolly Parton, Hammertime, Hannah Montana, MC Hammer, My Boys, Octomom, Parker Lewis Can't Lose